so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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