Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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