Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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