She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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