there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I will pee on everything he values.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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