I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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