Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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