I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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