you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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