They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
