I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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