i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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