That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
that's an acceptable place to lick
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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