Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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