windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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