piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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