office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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