Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Plan B is the new Plan A
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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