i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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