i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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