I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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