and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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