You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the day after is always just damage control
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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