haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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