Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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