I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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