i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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