i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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