just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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