please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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