Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
do herpes really smell.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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