When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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