Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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