If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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