sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Never joke about your clitoris.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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