I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
