he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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