Barsexuality is the new black.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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