what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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