I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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