found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
only if we run a train.
done.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well I just put wine in my tea
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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