I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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