let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
