He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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