is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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