i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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