Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
