I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I AM VODKA MAN
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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