If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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