gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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