I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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