I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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