I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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